Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Ua ʻoi aku ka uʻi o Māmā ma mua o ka hoaaloha a kāna keiki. ʻO kāna mea haʻahaʻa, ʻo ia ka paʻa o kona ʻili a me kona puʻu, a i ʻole, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi aku i kona wā ʻōpiopio. U'i nō ho'i ke keiki, 'a'ole 'o ia i ho'oka'ulua i ka hana 'ana i kona makuahine, ua ho'ohau'oli 'o ia iā ia.
ʻAe, inā makemake lākou e hele maʻalahi i nā hōʻike, a laila e hoʻopaʻa wale nā bitches ma uni i ka hoki. I kēia manawa ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke loaʻa i nā hoʻokolohua a i ʻole nā hoʻokolohua ma kekahi ala ʻē aʻe. Hoʻopau lākou i kahi diploma kokoleka.