Auē, nani ka nui o ka nigger! ʻAʻole hiki iā ia ke komo i loko o ka waha o kēlā ʻulaʻula nani. ʻOiai ʻaʻohe pilikia nui o kāna puʻu, manaʻo wau e ʻoi aku ka ʻino. Me he mea lā ʻaʻole hiki i ka dick momona ke hoʻoweliweli i kēia moa. ʻĀnō, ʻo ia kaʻu i kapa ai he hoʻomaʻemaʻe paipu maʻamau. Me ka bonus o nā kinipōpō e paʻi ana i ka anus. Manaʻo ka nui o nā wahine e loaʻa iā lākou kahi nigger e like me kēlā ma kā lākou kumu nui.
Ma kēia hihia, ʻoiaʻiʻo ka ʻōlelo - makemake ʻoe e hele i kahi kaʻa e like me ka uku no kāu huakaʻi. A ʻaʻole ia e pili ana i ke kālā, no ka mea ʻaʻole makemake nā hitchhikers e uku kālā - pono, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i uku. Ua hoʻohui ka mea hoʻokele i ka ʻoihana me ka leʻaleʻa: ua loaʻa iā ia kahi hui no ke alanui, a i ka hana ʻana pēlā, ua hoʻolei ʻo ia i kona ʻeha. ʻOiai, no ka poʻe i nānā iā ia a hiki i ka hopena, ʻike maopopo ʻia ua hoʻopunipuni wale ke kaikamahine. Malia paha e aʻo ʻo ia iā ia e uku no nā lawelawe āna e hoʻohana ai, ma mua o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e loaʻa nā uku manuahi ma nā wahi āpau!