He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
ʻO ia ka hana a nā kaikamahine i loko o nā halepaku ākea - puhi lākou iā lākou iho i loko o ka asshole! A laila puka mai lākou me ka hauʻoli a me ka hana ʻana me he mau moa maikaʻi! ʻO wai ka mea i lohe ʻole i ka moekolohe a ʻaʻole hiki ke loaʻa iā ia i loko o ka hoki. He mea wahahee!
Loaʻa ka maikaʻi o ka moekolohe me kekahi malihini a i ʻole hoa hou. Hoʻohui ia i ka ʻike, ʻoiai ʻo ka manaʻo o ia mea i pāpā ʻia no nā mea he nui e hoʻāla, e helu ana i ka ikaika a me ka noʻonoʻo o ka hoa. ʻO ka moekolohe i loko o ka pā he mea hoʻomaha a ʻaʻole like me ka leʻaleʻa e like me ka moena. Pono ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana a me ka paipai ʻana i ka moe ʻanal a me nā aloha o kēia kāne.
Ua hāʻule wale ke kanaka i nā melon a kona makuahine. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike iā lākou. A ʻo ka ʻekolu ka ʻuʻu hope loa i uhaʻi i kona makemake.